My name is Joe. Yesterday i ate a bunch of tacos, they were very spicy. I woke up today with alot of pain in my stomach and i couldn't eat. I suddenly felt the urge to shit and ran to the toilet and pulled down my pants and underpants, i then sat down. Currently i am sitting down writing this waiting for this shit to come ouOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDD IT'S COMING OUT OH MY GOD MY ASS IS BURNING AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHFUCK HOLY SHIT THIS IS PAIAN FUL I DO N'T KKN OW IF I CAN DO THIS HOLYUYFICKIN SHIT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH OH MY GOD THIS IS UNBEARABLEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEFGREGTRGHJYUH64RTGHJU645TG
And then a skeleton popped out of my ass. It was on fire
I'm dead right now
the end.